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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 4, 2010 21:39:34 GMT
In this game, the first person makes a wish, and then the second person corrupts it. For example:
Person one: I wish CHERUB books would go on forever! Person two: Granted, but they'd all suck. I wish Stephanie Meyer would die! Person three: Granted, but she keeps writing books from the grave.
And it just go's on like this.
My wish:
I wish I could be like Chuck Norris
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Post by Baileyface on Apr 5, 2010 19:10:24 GMT
Granted, but if you were like Chuck Norris you would immediatly implode - no human form can hold that amount of awesomeness.
I wish that chocolate was healthy!
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Post by Michael on Apr 5, 2010 19:43:25 GMT
Granted. SO DO I!!!!!!! Hehehe, don't think I was meant to do that. I wish I would win a 100-1 winner at the Grand National on Saturday.
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Post by Baileyface on Apr 5, 2010 19:51:46 GMT
Granted, but then you'd have to give the money back on account of cheating.
I wish that cats could speak. Then we could ask them why they spend half the day licking their ass.
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 5, 2010 22:14:22 GMT
Granted but they would only speak in Chinese
I wish that the Calgary Flames would win the Stanly Cup every year!
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Post by Splungo on Apr 6, 2010 16:15:47 GMT
I don't know who they are but granted. Only problem is that a hge meteor crashes down onto the pitch just as they're collecting their cup and would fry them all to a crisp. Then a strange symbiote on the meteor infects them and turns them into flesh eating zombies which are really fast and strong like I am legend, not slow and stupid like almost every other zombie film, so they infect everyone in the area including you and they take over all of CANADA!!!!
I wish I was really rich. I don't owe the money to anybody, It's completely safe and unlosable because I can teleport it to me whenever I like, nobody can possibly steal it unless I want them to, you can't hypnotize or brainwash me into wanting somebody to steal it, the money is completely indestructible, I gained it legally, and everybody likes me so they don't want to assassinate me, and I don't have any jealous heirs who want to kill me and inherit the money, you can't trick me into giving you the money by making me sign a dodgy form or agree to a contract or ask me to, and I have a pet dog called rover. HA!
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Post by Joe tis back ;) on Apr 6, 2010 16:41:19 GMT
Granted, but money doesn't buy happiness! I wish the world ended,
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Post by Splungo on Apr 6, 2010 17:57:50 GMT
Granted, but you are the only survivor and you are stuck on a little piece of earth the size of a house with nothing to do except sit there. Oh and some Aztec God comes along and makes you immortal.
I wish for a pet gecko.
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 6, 2010 23:32:51 GMT
Granted but he died as soon as you got him.
I wish that everything Soccer related was forgotten, and no one ever played, watched, or thought about Soccer related things again.
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Post by ~Tim~ on Apr 7, 2010 6:58:10 GMT
Granted, but everyone started playing futsal instead (indoor soccer!) I wish I lived in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
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Post by Tee Em on Apr 7, 2010 7:20:32 GMT
Granted, but it'll explode the moment you walk in.
I wish for a ninja costume.
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Post by Baileyface on Apr 7, 2010 13:50:27 GMT
Granted, but as soon as you got it, I would steal it and you wouldn't be able to get another one EVER.
I wish I didn't get as high as I do on energy drinks.
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Post by Splungo on Apr 7, 2010 17:00:33 GMT
Granted, you'd get even higher!
I wish for an unlosable, imortal pet gecko.
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Post by Tee Em on Apr 7, 2010 20:10:48 GMT
Granted, but it will die because immortal is not the same as imortal. I wish for a pet goat that lays golden eggs.
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Post by Baileyface on Apr 7, 2010 20:19:47 GMT
Granted, but they would disintergrate as soon as anyone* saw/touched them.
I wish that Post boxes could move around for our convenience.
*Apart from the goat
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