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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 16, 2010 21:43:41 GMT
Granted but then Chuck Norris round house kicked your ass.
I wish the Calgary Flames would win the Stanly Cup.
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Post by Splungo on Apr 16, 2010 23:19:46 GMT
Granted but you're in a coma while they do it because you were hit by a flying hippo.
I wish I had an interesting, immortal, unflushable, unlosable fish
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 16, 2010 23:34:11 GMT
Granted, but as soon as you got it, you got flushed down the toilet.
I wish I had another slurpee.
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Post by Splungo on Apr 17, 2010 14:25:35 GMT
Granted, but you drop it.
I wish I had an interesting, immortal, unflushable, unlosable fish, and that I was also unflushable.
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 17, 2010 16:05:26 GMT
Granted but as soon as you got it you had a heart attack and died. You really like fish don't you? I wish I had a dollar.
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Post by Perdy the Birdy on Apr 17, 2010 22:14:49 GMT
Granted, but as soon as you got it you dropped it down the drain.
I wish I had a desk in my room.
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 17, 2010 23:02:09 GMT
Granted, but it broke.
I wish I had an immortal dog
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Post by Madi The Unicorn on Apr 18, 2010 12:40:54 GMT
Granted, but it ran away. I wish I was an even more awesome ninja, who could beat chuck norris at everything.
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 18, 2010 17:14:40 GMT
Granted, but then Mr. T said I pity the foo', and you died under an amazing amount of pitifulness.
I wish I had the same hair style as Mr. T
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Post by Madi The Unicorn on Apr 18, 2010 19:17:06 GMT
Granted, but you fell on your head and crushed it. I wish i was an even more awesome ninja, who could not be defeated or touched by anyone.
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 18, 2010 19:18:23 GMT
Granted, but you died.
I wish I had wish that had a wish that had a wish that had a wish.
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Post by Madi The Unicorn on Apr 19, 2010 15:59:58 GMT
Granted, but you died and never used them. D: I wish i was an even more awesome ninja who could not be defeated or touched by anyone, and was also immortal.
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Post by Will on Apr 19, 2010 16:44:03 GMT
Granted, but you get done for benefit fraud and spend the rest of your immortal life in extreme poverty.
I wish I had a pen that would never run out of ink.
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Post by Splungo on Apr 19, 2010 16:53:31 GMT
I'm just trying to find a pausible way to spend time with my fish without either of us dying.
Granted, but it was invisible ink, and you lost the revealer.
I wish I had an interesting, immortal, unflushable, unlosable fish, and that I was also unflushable and immune to heart disease..
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Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Apr 19, 2010 21:51:34 GMT
Granted but a piano fell on your head, broke your spine+neck and you died.
I wish I had a unstealable unable to be rotten, that only I could eat, cookie.
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