The Man Of Smiles Official HotDog Vendor[M:325]
Post by Pickles on Oct 21, 2013 5:21:18 GMT
So those of you who've been with us since the good old days may remember a myth. A legend of such mystery it lives on in infamy to this very day. I am, of course, talking about...
For generations, families passed on the myth of these pants. What did they look like? Who made them? Where they really just normal pants made out of towel? These questions and more were asked for decades as the legend grew. Until one fateful day, many moons ago, I found myself in a position to have the pants in my possession. To clothe my legs, to towel off the moisture that may grace this skin. And so, of course, I took this opportunity as quickly as I could. And here we are.
For years, I have been asked by many to reveal these articles of absorbent excellence. I have resisted. The power they wield, I feared, was too great to be seen en masse. And what of the myth? Would it crumble into obscurity should the pants be revealed?
But alas. I feel this revelation will only strengthen the legend, add an important milestone in the historical timeline of these pants. May they go on into the future, towelling the legs of many others and providing a comfort unable to be achieved by pants made of conventional materials. And it is with this I reveal to you all the towelpants. It has been fun, friends, and you deserve no less.
It should be noted that Liam was the one who requested the return of the pants, and it is this chivalrous and selfless act which I feel warrants him a place as a mod once more.
May the power of the pants instil you all with hope, happiness, and comfort.
Thank you.
THE MYSTERY OF THE TOWELPANTS
For generations, families passed on the myth of these pants. What did they look like? Who made them? Where they really just normal pants made out of towel? These questions and more were asked for decades as the legend grew. Until one fateful day, many moons ago, I found myself in a position to have the pants in my possession. To clothe my legs, to towel off the moisture that may grace this skin. And so, of course, I took this opportunity as quickly as I could. And here we are.
For years, I have been asked by many to reveal these articles of absorbent excellence. I have resisted. The power they wield, I feared, was too great to be seen en masse. And what of the myth? Would it crumble into obscurity should the pants be revealed?
But alas. I feel this revelation will only strengthen the legend, add an important milestone in the historical timeline of these pants. May they go on into the future, towelling the legs of many others and providing a comfort unable to be achieved by pants made of conventional materials. And it is with this I reveal to you all the towelpants. It has been fun, friends, and you deserve no less.
It should be noted that Liam was the one who requested the return of the pants, and it is this chivalrous and selfless act which I feel warrants him a place as a mod once more.
May the power of the pants instil you all with hope, happiness, and comfort.
Thank you.
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