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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 22:43:26 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 11, 2010 22:43:26 GMT
Ok guys, this is NOT an official RP. It is merely a haven for those who have the burning desire to blow out the brains of other members.
When you last left us, api and I were locked in a mortal duel to the death in “Going away.” well... Kinda...
Splungo grabs a nearby corckscrew and starts yanking out ape's spleen.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 22:48:07 GMT
Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Aug 11, 2010 22:48:07 GMT
However, Ape already had his Spleen removed, so it didn't do anything. Ape grabbed a plastic spoon, and started digging Splungos brains out through his ear.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 22:50:24 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 11, 2010 22:50:24 GMT
Fortunately, my brains are plectric, a type of electricity that flows through plastic! So you get plapped!
(feel free to join in anyone)
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 22:53:28 GMT
Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Aug 11, 2010 22:53:28 GMT
Ape was thrown backwards by the jolt of electricity. He scrambled behind cover, look for a sort of weapon. When he couldn't find one he sprinted towards the nearest zombie-invasion bunker, where they keep many useful weapons.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 22:59:35 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 11, 2010 22:59:35 GMT
PLECTRIC, NOT ELECTRIC, there is a subtle but significant difference...
I swarm your bunker with bulletproof zombie meerkats. While they break down the doors, i go and hijack a tank.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:04:46 GMT
Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Aug 11, 2010 23:04:46 GMT
PLECTRIC, NOT ELECTRIC, there is a subtle but significant difference... I swarm your bunker with bulletproof zombie meerkats. While they break down the doors, i go and hijack a tank. They may be bullet proof, but Ape has a flamethrower! Ape burns them all and runs outside. When he sees Splungos tank, he runs back inside and grabs a riot shield. He also grabs a RPG, a Scar-H, A frag grenade, a semtex, a smoke grenade, and C4. He gets close by using the riot shield, then sticks the tank with C4 and Semtex. He runs to a safe distance and fires his RPG into the tank, creating a chain of events, and an epic explosion, blowing up the tank.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:10:46 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 11, 2010 23:10:46 GMT
Little does foolish ape realise that the tank was merely a decoy, and the real threat was the specially trained team of ninjas standing behind him, armed to the teeth with all manner of deadly weapons.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:13:50 GMT
Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Aug 11, 2010 23:13:50 GMT
Apes riot shield was on his back however, so their attacks did nothing. He ripped off the SCAR, and blasted them all to shreds, to find a scared looking Splungo at the back. He aimed the SCAR at his head and.....
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:18:48 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 11, 2010 23:18:48 GMT
...Realised 2 things. 1, he was out of ammo. 2, that splungo was yet ANOTHER decoy, and the REAL splungo was standing with a huge machete poised to decapitate ape. he raised his aqm and...
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:20:01 GMT
Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Aug 11, 2010 23:20:01 GMT
hit apes riot shield which was still on his back. Ape took off his back onto his front, and chased after Splungo.
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:25:22 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 11, 2010 23:25:22 GMT
of course, while all this was happening, decoy splungo, who was actually the REAL splungo, had pulled a monstrous laserbeam from somewhere and was aiming it at ape's now unprotected back. He pulled the trigger, and a lightning fast beam shot towards him...
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War RP
Aug 11, 2010 23:27:13 GMT
Post by Apeman711//Cameron on Aug 11, 2010 23:27:13 GMT
But the real decoy Spulngo punched ape, who fell over, just in time to see the laser beam shoot over his head, and hit the decoy. Ape crouched behind an ammo box, and got a bunch of ammo for his SCAR, ready to fight the real Splungo.
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War RP
Aug 12, 2010 10:06:47 GMT
Post by Pickles on Aug 12, 2010 10:06:47 GMT
Pickles dropped from the ceiling, landing in front of Ape. He raised a ninja star in his hand, and began to fling it at him...
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War RP
Aug 12, 2010 14:14:58 GMT
Post by Splungo on Aug 12, 2010 14:14:58 GMT
Just as Splungo came along, with his cloning machine, revealing that EVERY splungo had been the real Splungo, and he was churning out ninja after ninja as ape and pickleguy fought, safe behind the protection of his antimatter shield!
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War RP
Aug 12, 2010 15:23:26 GMT
Post by Madi The Unicorn on Aug 12, 2010 15:23:26 GMT
Madi then strolled along and saw everyone fighting. Looking rather lost, with a "o.o" look on her face, she began to walk backwards.. "Uh... Wrong RP?" She stumbled back behind a crumbly looking wall, and watched frightened as the boys of the forum fought.
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